Monthly Archive for August, 2008

Guest Blogger: Lost Jimmy

Purely by fluke, our first two featured guest bloggers certainly have a Lucho Libre bent! But that can only be a good thing right? So it is without further delay oh faithful Dogmatic droogs that I would like to introduce one and all to the haggis loving LostJimmy!

Lost Jimmy

Hailing from the Scottish Highlands and author of the ultra-magnificent Me, Myself & Motorhead blog. LostJimmy has a penchant for all things hard and heavy and a certain bent for wrestling of the Lucho Libre kind!

We’ve got more guest bloggers scheduled but it ain’t never too late to join in the fun! Think you got what it takes? Drop me a line at dogmatic@gmail.com and show me what ya got!

El Santo and Blue Demon Matinee Madness

El Santo and Blue Demon Matinee Madness

Imagine if you will, heavy darkness perhaps the glimpse of a passing full moon, the creak of a solid wooden door, the sound of heavy footsteps upon old stone floors perhaps a distant whine of the wind or wolf howl and a bosom laden damsel screaming for help. Into this dank world treads Mexico’s El Santo and Blue Demon!

These are the masked crusaders of good against evil fearlessly they fought vampires, zombies, fiends from outer space, mobsters, Nazi conspiracies but still had time for dinner out with voluptuous ladies and never ever let saving the world get in the way of a good wrestling tournament. No way were these masked heroes going to let the fans down. These guys were secret agents with wristwatch communicators, fast cars, sharp suits and the ability to pull birds without pulling off their masks.

El Santo and Blue Demon Matinee Madness

The movies were low budget high adventure rituals of pure cult classic indulgence, the antics of Blue Demon and El Santo spawned comic books, crude action figures, replica masks and a lifetime of addiction for me. El Santo and Blue Demon were real athletes and touring wrestlers but it was on the silver screen that they truly ruled the world. Sometimes the teamed up for joint movies other times they went it alone. There are a host of these wonderful excessively garish classics to be viewed on DVD, the effects and the sets are almost Ed Woodish but that’s the love and it’s all good fun. If you were brought up on Universal Monster flicks like me and enjoy your cinema a bit rougher around the edges yet of classically human creativity then you will appreciate the flavour here!

El Santo and Blue Demon Matinee Madness

Forget Austin Powers, James Bond or Van Helsing, these mysterious masked brawlers were the best chance the world ever had against evil meddlers and downright dishonest sorts who would keep us all from sleeping soundly at night.

The sons of Blue Demon and El Santo, Blue Demon Jnr and Hijo del Santo respectively have carried on the mantle with their own comics, figures, power drinks, fights and tours. In recent times an animated El Santo stalked Mexican television sets via the Cartoon Network saving Mexico City from yet another evil professor and his abominable creations. The good time Lucha Libre movies rock my world, they are not slick, they are not pretty but if you want glorious insanity then they’ve got it. It’s the stuff of matinee escapism.

Italy museum defies Pope over crucified frog

Italy museum defies Pope over crucified frog.
An art museum in northern Italy said today it will continue displaying a sculpture portraying a green frog nailed to a cross that has angered Pope Benedict XVI and local officials.

FBI: Uploader Confesses to Pre-releasing Guns N’ Roses Tracks

FBI: Uploader Confesses to Pre-releasing Guns N’ Roses Tracks.
The California man arrested Wednesday for allegedly uploading pre-released Gun N’ Roses songs to his blog has provided a “typed, signed confession” to the FBI, according to court records unveiled Thursday.

Guest Blogger: Metallisteis

Kicking things off in our inaugural month of guest bloggers… in the red corner, from parts unknown, weight unknown comes the marauding, menacing, maniacaaaaaaaaaaal Metallisteis!

Metallisteis reporting for Dogmatic!

Welcome him aboard boys and girls and here’s hoping we get to enjoy more of his insight into all things Metallic!

Bleeding Through - Declaration

Bleeding Through - Declaration

“Tonight… We dine in hell!” Pretty apt. This ubiquitous quote from ‘300′ serves well as the appropriate punctuation to the brief instrumental prelude as well as being the perfect bridge into the aural assault that’s about to be unleashed.

The title track ‘Declaration’ opens the proceedings at a blistering pace and there’s no real let up, aside a few meaty breakdowns, until we reach the magnificent ‘There Was a Flood’. One of my faves on the album, it teases with the ominous and haunting opening as though it’s going to delve into ‘Perfect Circle’ type power ballad, only to fire up and then give minimal respite with a catchy melodic vocal. Fittingly, the first single ‘Death Anxiety’ has the characteristic melodic formula reminiscent of ‘The Truth’, but at the same time it’s heavy riff is a good insight into the direction of this new work. Follow the lyric sheet, and it’s clear there’s some serious anger issues coming to the fore here.

At times, my untrained ears find it hard putting bands and their music into genres and I may well be wrong, but this ‘Bleeding Through’ release seems to be veering the band more and more into the realms of Death Metal. As much as I have loved all their previous efforts, it’s possible that at times maybe I was just tolerating the thrashier parts of the songs waiting for the more melodic vocals to kick in. On ‘Declaration’ though, this emphasis on melodies has been stripped back and while still present, what remains is a brutal album with substantially more aggression and punch.

You have to hand it to Devin Townsend, what on the surface may appear to be an unusual band-producer pairing, has ultimately resulted in an album that after just one listen, will have you thinking your epididymis couldn’t possibly be wound any tighter. Contender for one of the top releases of 2008.

Bleeding Through - Declaration

Canon Makes EOS 50D Official

Canon Makes EOS 50D Official.
Covet!

Joel-Peter Witkin

Joel-Peter Witkin

I have a magnificent book in my collection based on the works of Joel-Peter Witkin. You’d be hard pressed to find a more macarbre and sinister collection of photography anywhere. His work is disturbing, sometime sickening, always… always twisted.

As a child, Witkin witnessed a horrific car accident that would influence his work later on in life.

It happened on a Sunday when my mother was escorting my twin brother and me down the steps of the tenement where we lived. We were going to church. While walking down the hallway to the entrance of the building, we heard an incredible crash mixed with screaming and cries for help. The accident involved three cars, all with families in them. Somehow, in the confusion, I was no longer holding my mother’s hand. At the place where I stood at the curb, I could see something rolling from one of the overturned cars. It stopped at the curb where I stood. It was the head of a little girl. I bent down to touch the face, to speak to it — but before I could touch it someone carried me away.

His work often deals with such themes as death, corpses (or pieces of them), and various outsiders such as dwarfs, transsexuals, hermaphrodites, and physically deformed people. His complex tableaux often recall religious episodes or famous classical paintings. Because of the transgressive nature of the contents of his pictures, his works have been labeled exploitative and have sometimes shocked public opinion. His art was often marginalized because of this challenging aspect.

Check out more of his work here.

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Star Trek Posters

Star Trek

Although I was never a huge fan of the original Star Trek series, I was a nerdy buff on all things Star Trek: The Next Generation and the subsequent spin-offs. Having said that, I always enjoyed the entire Trek mythos and am very much looking forward to the new JJ Abrams film which comes out in mid ‘09.

In the meantime, several teaser posters have been released. Check ‘em all out after the jump…

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The Dogmatic ‘Unleash Hell’ Month

I Want You!

Ok, here’s the deal. We’re looking for a few outstanding individuals who want to take the reigns of this beast known as Dogmatic. Yeah you heard right, for a period of one month only - I’m extending an invitation to you - oh faithful Dogmatic droogs - to write any article you feel worthy of being included right here on this blog.

Of course, I’m gonna want you to stick to the blog’s existing theme, which is pretty evident from just looking at this wretched thing - but apart from that, you are free to do as you please.

Any articles or reviews on music, TV, movies, art, toys you want to contribute or any ramblings whatsoever - talk to me!

You will be given full credit and can link back to your blog or web-page. I’m really curious to see if this will garner any sort of response so if you are interested, send me an email at dogmatic@gmail.com or just post away in the comments section.

Awaiting to hear from you…

New Metallica Has Landed

Metallica Death Magnetic

I remember a time where a new Metallica release would have me marking off X’s on a calendar. The anticipation was beyond enormous as the band’s first three albums were classics of the highest order. One by one they landed. ‘Kill ‘Em All’, ‘Ride The Lightning’ and the masterful ‘Master of Puppets’.

They were lauded as the best thing to happen to Metal since the glory years of Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.

Rightfully so. Metallica were a very, very special band.

Having been a fan of the band from even before they had a record deal of any kind - I always held them close to the heart but recently, as with many, I have grown to despise them and that pretentious twat of a godawful drummer - Lars Ulrich.

But… even after the abomination that was ‘St. Anger’ - I remained curious to see what they could possibly deliver next.

So after hearing the first track today, I’m feeling that tingle again. It sounds promising. Real promising.

So, without any further adieu… check it all out below:

Metallica: The Day That Never Comes (Windows Media)
Metallica: The Day That Never Comes (Real Media)
Metallica: The Day That Never Comes (MySpace)

James Hetfield told MTV.com that the clip won’t be making any lofty political statements about the war in Iraq. Instead, it’s a statement on humanity, helmed by acclaimed Danish director Thomas Vinterberg, who, along with Lars von Trier, co-founded the Dogme 95 movement in filmmaking. Hetfield said that when he was writing the song’s lyrics, he never envisioned the video would look anything like this.

“That’s the beauty, I think, of writing vague but powerful lyrics — that someone like a movie director can interpret it in his own way and obviously, someone creative is able to take the metaphors and apply them to whatever he needs in his own life,” the frontman explained to MTV.com. “The main [theme of the video] is the human element of forgiveness and someone doing you wrong, you feeling resentment and you being able to see through that in the next situation that might be similar and not take your rage or resentment out on the next person and basically keep spreading the disease of that through life.”

He added, “The one thing that I wasn’t keen on here was Metallica plugging into a modern war or a current event [that] might be construed as some sort of political statement on our part. There are so many celebrities that soapbox their opinions, and people believe it’s more valid because they’re popular. For us, people are people — you should all have your own opinion. We are hopefully putting the human element in what is an unfortunate part of life. There are people over there dealing with situations like this, and we’re showing the human part of being there.

“It’s the forgiveness part — that is key,” he continued. “Metallica has never plugged into any current event visually, but this one is kind of a hotbed. People have very high opinions about this war, and we’re trying to cut through all of that. The politics and the religion tend to separate people, and what we’re trying to do is bring it together with the common thread of resentment and forgiveness.”

Metallica’s new album, ‘Death Magnetic’, is scheduled for release on September 12.