This is too freaking funny! A sex tape featuring Gene Simmons of the once mighty KISS is doing the rounds. And of course, the God of Blunder ain’t too happy about it all. The website GenesSecret.com has got it all for the taking. The site’s video stills shows Simmons having sex (BWAHAHAHA!) with a woman identified as an Austrian babe named Elsa, a spokesmodel for Frank’s Energy Drink. Simmons endorses the drink. (BWAHAHAHA!)
On his own website, GeneSimmons.com, the rocker addressed the issue in a brief letter to his fans.
“Hi everyone,” he wrote. “You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past.Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options. And us? Shannon, Nick and Soph are happy and healthy. All is well. And thank you all for the kind words of support.”
Photos on the site promoting the sex video show the couple going at it in several positions, with Simmons keeping his shirt on (HAHAHAHA!) and Elsa wearing lingerie.
Seriously, I really don’t know what’s funnier… the fact that he bangs with a tee shirt on, or that friggn dead raccoon on his head!
And if you’re really brave… watch it!
what a horses ass, Is he as good as he claims to be ? from the photos he looks like he fell asleep on her.
I gotta give him some credit, she’s freakin’ HOT. I guess it’s good to be a rock star.
I am glad I never chased Gene down! I am soooooooooooooo disappointed! I figured he was a thrasher not a snoozer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is not my last name, that is my thought on Gene’s acting……….gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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damn hot rocking
is she underage?…
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yikes! nooooooo……………………
A comical affair……But did he use the Tongue?
on 2nd thoughts - don’t answer that !!!
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I watched a few small clips from it - the funniest thing I think is how he keeps trying to kiss her and she’s desperately trying to move her face away from him. XD
With a dick that small…you’d better have a long tongue! Never underestimate the strength of some women! They’ll suck and screw anything, if the price is right!
He looks to be about as good at sex as he is playing a music instrament, singing, or writing songs… all he does on a fourth grade level.
I could never understand this guys arogance, and still don’t. Is there anything he is good at besides being a horses ass?
Sorry, I’d have to kick him outta bed and tell him to come back after he read some books or something.
You’d think after all the years of sex……He’d be better.
Also, I wonder if he did steroids? LOL Looks like his dinky did the shrinky…
Gene Simmons is famous for using his tounge… where was it hiding in this clip??? You would’ve thought a man that’s been with 5000 women would have a bigger penis… don’t see what the big deal is… so manny hotter men in the world with BIGGER tools.