Nearly ten years after the infamous Cradle of Filth t-shirt ‘Jesus Is A Cunt’ caused all sorts of mayhem in Europe, the rednecks of Queensland, Australia have finally caught up.
The Herald-Sun reports Boy charged over obscene t-shirt - A Gold Coast teenager has been charged by police for wearing a blasphemous t-shirt degrading Jesus. The boy, 16, was stopped by police in Biggera Waters after he was spotted wearing a t-shirt which claims “Jesus is a (expletive deleted)” (CUNT) and depicts a nun masturbating. (tee hee - JR)
The teen was charged with offensive behaviour under the Summary Offences Act 2005 for public nuisance on Monday.
The incident has sparked debate about Australia’s lack of a Bill of Rights.
Sen-Sgt Arron Ottaway defended charging the teen.
“I’m not religious but that’s just offensive,” Sen-Sgt Ottaway said.
Police conducted inquiries at Australia Fair shopping centre, where the teen said he bought the shirt, to find any shops selling it.
Gold Coast lawyer Bill Potts told website goldcoast.com.au that the arrest highlighted Australia’s need for a Bill of Rights.
“One of the great problems with our country is that we talk about rights such as privacy and freedom of speech and the like but they are not enshrined or protected in any way as they are in America,” Mr Potts said.
“While there are always limits on freedom of speech, you can’t incite violence or anything like that, it seems to be now more than ever that our rights to freedom of speech and freedom of expression should be protected.
“A Bill of Rights which enshrines that protection is long overdue in this country.”
Lead crooner Dani Filth had this to say when the very same t-shirt caused a stink in the UK… “…Defaming organized religion openly in public is now a crime? What is wrong with England? Still, the litter problem on our city streets should improve dramatically if they keep handing out 80-odd hour community punishment orders willy-nilly. The country will be spotless in no time, a sure sign that God works in mysterious ways, even through us..” (hehe - JR)
Now all I want to know is, where can I get one? 
“One of the great problems with our country is that we talk about rights such as privacy and freedom of speech and the like but they are not enshrined or protected in any way as they are in America,” Mr Potts said.
I’m calling bullshit - that stuff doesn’t exist anymore, now that we’re ignoring the Constitution, wiretapping people against their will (and without prior notification or even a court order), arresting people for peacefully demonstrating, hauling people off to secret prisons to be illegally tortured and without access to a lawyer, etc.
It’s a piece of paper, nothing more. Hasn’t been for a long time.
Jesus is just Horus.
Try wearing a T-Shirt that states Mohammad is a Cunt!
I just had a friend tell me about this and then I googled it. During the discussion I said exactly the same thing Woody said. These posers are all conformists, I absolutely agree that no one seems to have the balls to wear an anti Mohammad T shirt, especially after the “Teddy Bear” incident.
There’s nothing “classy” or tongue in cheek about this t-shirt. I’d buy a “Jesus did it for the chicks” t-shirt, or a “Mary wasn’t a virgin if you count anal” (just google the phrases, you’ll find the site). Why isn’t there a “Nelson Mandela is a C”, or a “Mother Teresa is a C” shirt? I’m waiting for some band to belittle the Holocaust on a t shirt.
It’s just easier to take a swipe at the church in the west, where you won’t get caned or burned as a heratic. What wankers.
Jesus is a cunt! And a cocksucker too!
I’d love to wear this around Sydney next week with WYD crap going on.
LOL @ Huggies! Man, the ‘World Youth Day’ Christian boobs have been all over Melbourne throughout the past weekend. Parading around the city with their Jesus chants and fuckn moroning hats and flags. So fuckn annoying… I did walk a bunch of them and let out a ‘Hail Satan’ in their general direction.
Just to ruffle some feathers… as you do!
I hope that you all burn in hell for your disgusting comments..where is your sense of respects .. clearly yous have none left no more…hail Satan.. I hope you will burn with Satan in hell men..im not really religious but still this is something Australia should be ashamed of ..HOPE YOU’LL ALL BURN IN HELL FOR YOU DISGUSTING WAYS …ow yer..CRADLE OF FILTH IS A “C**T”..
English not your first (or second) language hey Benny?
Hehe, I just ordered this shirt. Good that I’m not living in an english-speaking country. The cops can’t do anything to me for wearing this shirt. Or can they?
i have the jesus is a cunt t shirt . jesus is desd satan rules . if he was alive he would be a cunt
i had a twatt reading the bible in nottingham streets go mad at me for wearing it …. he sed the lord will save you my child plus alot more.. lol …who looked more the fool lol …. wear it with pride ken
if the t shirt said satan was a **** would there but grief ….no.lol
Nah, Satan gets all the cool tees! (As well as all the cool music!)
hey, is that ‘the’ JR on here??
remember driving in the Wog Chariot playing Hot In The Shade alternating with Trouble Walking??
email me sometime
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I hope a “Mohammad Is A Cunt” T-shirt is released aswell. It would be worn just as much as my Cradle Of Filth shirt! Who said no one has the balls to wear this type of shirt! Myself and quite a few others from Melbourne would wear it, no problem. Radicals don’t scare me, but powerfu Myths like religion, that controls peoples lives does.
damm right chris.i also have a inverted cross t shirt and i wear it just as much.
all these people giving grief to JESUS - what is your problem? Just because you dont get what you want when you want it doesn’t mean God is dead or bad - or Saten is cool. You only make yourself look dumb when you rant on from a place of ignorance and arrogance. Don’t continue to lose out find out the evidences behind the bible (www.josh.org) and how to get all the blessings that God wants to give you but saten is trying to steal from you - How long will you follow someone who hates your guts? (www.jdm.org)
Hey douchebag, no one believes in *your* Satan or God but you. The only one making themselves look dumb is… YOU and your belief in manmade 2,000 year old fairy-tales.
“Evidences behind the bible…” Howzabout we go and practice the language of English first. Go and learn that, enlighten yourself instead of wasting your time and your petty little life on pie in the sky Christian smoke-dreams.
Ingrate!
satan rules …..ok